Have mercy on your hoddler-in-chief, dear hoddlers.
What are we, but individualities treading through the mundanity that each day offers us.
As far as calendars go, today is Thursday. Which is one day after Wednesday but also one day before Friday.
And so we must wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Before the weekend unshackles us from the mundanity of our lives.
But does Saturday even promise us a relief?
Even so we must wait. We must wait.
And as we wait in earnest we look towards the sun. the sky. The tottenham
hotspur transfer mill.
We can’t get enough. We won’t get enough. We need incomings. We yearn for incomings.
And while the hoddle hero patiently waits to reveal themself, we must also patiently wait for their arrival.
For it is only the hoddle hero that can free us from this tediousness, from this groundhogian existance,
Let us wait dear hoddlers.
And let us have sympathy on our tired hoddler-in-chief, who desperately needs some rest.
My eyes sag, the weight of time proving insurmountable.
Dear Night,6 bring us sweet relief, bring us sweet relief.
And, dear Day, shine brightly on this hoddle today.
Fitzie’s track of the day: Mr Blue Sky, by Electric Light Orchestra
And now for your links:
Jack P-B ($$): “Tottenham’s transfer policy will please Danny Rose, but will it get results?”
BBC: “Bournemouth sign Chelsea keeper Petrovic for £25m”
The Guardian: “Manchester United’s Mbeumo push stalls after Brentford raise price towards £70m”
More from cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com:
- Team news: Victor Wanyama is back! And there’s a slight issue for Harry Kane
- Tottenham eying Brazilian attacker Malcom in January transfer window
- Pochettino: Harry Kane can be Tottenham’s Totti
- Jan Vertonghen thinks Belgium has the advantage over England in World Cup
- Saturday football open thread
- The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News and Links for Friday, December 29
- Italian media claims Tottenham in for Ajax starlet
