You know the scene. A coach stands there in the sideline, the game is already well in hand. Unfortunately, it’s not this guy’s hand. He’s losing this one, and there’s nothing he can do about it.
“Phil Fulmer’s special elastic buffet pants!” you exclaim, “what must that poor guy be thinking?“
As usual, I have some thoughts. This is LSU coach Brian Kelly late in last night’s 49-25 loss to Texas A&M:
What was Brian Kelly thinking?
a) “Thank goodness this was a home game so they couldn’t leave me at the airport.
Not sure they won’t let me on the plane to Tuscaloosa in a couple of weeks then drop me out somewhere over Tupelo though.”
b) “There’s just gotta be a way I can blame this on Ed Orgeron.”
c) ““I know the place is called ‘‘Death Valley’, I just didn’t expect I’d be the one getting killed.”
d) “Really wish that my agent told me before I signed that contract that under the Napoleonic Code gumbo can be used as legal tender. Suddenly that $53 million buyout doesn’t look quite so delicious.”
As always feel free to drop your suggestions in the comments.
Go ’Dawgs!!!
