We’re officially in the final quarter of the season. It seems like it was just yesterday where Minnesota was unable to beat any team over .500, while they were incapable of losing to a sub .500 team. We were still hoping for Terrence Shannon Jr. and Rob Dillingham to alleviate our depth issues. Anthony Edwards was missing chunks of games at a time.
How quickly things change.
Welcome to Canis Pulsus Vol. 47!
For those of you who have been ignoring this series since the 2021 season — Canis Pulsus is designed
to give our Canis Hoopus community a published voice.
A pulse, if you will.
We all know that if CH occupied all seats of the Minnesota Timberwolves front office, we would be celebrating our 36th consecutive championship this year. But for now, it’s time for us to exercise our right vote. How would you grade the performance of our pups?
It’s a simple concept, really. Just submit your vote as honestly or sarcastically as you would like. All individual submissions will remain anonymous so no one will know if you were the one voter who gave Enrique Freeman an A+. Once the polls close, the results as a whole will be published on Canis Hoopus and (in theory) be sent to The Athletic’s front page.
Canis Pulsus Vol. 47 – Quarterly Report 3
Vote link:
https://forms.gle/gYmW2jpsuwDJibC6A
*Voting ends Monday, 3/2*
- Grade each player’s performance so far this season.
- Grade the coaching staff’s performance so far this season.
- Grade the front office’s performance so far this season.
- Grade ownership’s performance so far this season.
- Will the Wolves make the play-in tournament or playoffs?
- What do you hope the Timberwolves accomplish during the final quarter of the season?
- With half of the season over, my feelings on the direction of the Timberwolves are…









