The Daily Hilario: TRANSFERPALOOZA 2025

Welcome to Transfer Deadline Day; we’ve got all the snacks.

It was going to be a busy day even before Chelsea went and screwed the pooch with the whole striker situation. So now we’ve got to sort that out, too, in addition to all the rest.

What are all these rest you ask?

A non-comprehensive list in no particular order: Ben Chilwell, Raheem Sterling, Datro Fofana, Axel Disasi, and any number of youth loans and/or transfers. Alex Matos looks set to join Sheffield United, for example.

At the time of publishing,

there are 12 hours to go in the window.

Time to get busy.

And now back your regularly scheduled Hilario.

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Hmm

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Schmeichel: "It's not lived up to the expectations. You need TWO teams to give a good game of football and there is only ONE team trying to play football and that's LIVERPOOL!" pic.twitter.com/5Q7guEOHiU

— The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX) August 31, 2025

Longest

37 – Liverpool have scored in 37 Premier League matches in a row, their longest run of consecutive top-flight games scored in of all time. Blockbuster. pic.twitter.com/s2mKmSbkRA

— OptaJoe (@OptaJoe) August 31, 2025

Built different

Most goals scored in the month of August in Premier League history:

◎ 25 – Andy Cole (44 games)
◎ 22 – Les Ferdinand (47 games)
◉ 22 – Erling Haaland (13 games)

Just look at the games played. 👀 pic.twitter.com/5CprSOGCRS

— Squawka (@Squawka) August 31, 2025