The apparel company with the big swoosh logo has deemed that it’s time for a number of MLB teams to change up their City Connect jerseys so they can sell people a new round of jerseys. The Orioles are in this year’s wave for updated uniforms, so the black ones with the boring block lettering are out and a new set of jerseys are in. The new jerseys will debut tomorrow night. No one will have to wait too long to see them in action.
The team released some promo photos of players in the new uniforms to go
along with this rollout. Here are the jerseys on some players:
For me, these are a substantial improvement over the previous City Connect jerseys. That’s not to say that I think they are good, or that I would ever wear them. They are not, and I would not. I am confused by the people who spend their money on these jerseys. You’ll only get this jersey on my body if I’m in a coma or dead. If you put this on my corpse, my spirit will haunt you to the fullest extent it is able.
As you may have guessed from my opening paragraph of this article, I take a cynical view of the whole City Connect endeavor. This whole thing is there to rope people in with feeling like they are getting something limited edition and special. Now that the pattern is established that the jerseys change every few years, the thought will be that you’d better get it before it’s gone. Buy, buy, buy. This is never far from your sports fandom, people wanting to make money off of it. I feel it is uncommonly out in the open with the City Connects.
The most interesting jerseys since the start of this whole project have been the ones that were different and unafraid of being bad. You may remember those yellow and blue Red Sox ones that are meant to evoke Boston Marathon race numbers. Terrible jerseys. They are, at least, distinct from the usual Red Sox fare and that makes them interesting. A small handful of designs have ended up being truly cool and interesting, such as the original Nationals design that had the cherry blossoms. There was more personality in those jerseys than that franchise has ever had in the entirety of its existence.
The previous Orioles ones were primarily black when the team already had a primarily black weekend home game jersey top. That’s boring. The little splashes of color on the edges of the jerseys just weren’t enough to change that. It was a complete waste of an opportunity. I blame John Angelos even if it was probably someone else’s fault.
Now, you’ve got these new ones. They’re terrible, just in a more interesting way. From a distance, they look like minor league gimmick jerseys, not all that far removed from SpongeBob SquarePants jersey night. Up close, there are some cool details. The orange trim on the sleeves is patterned in a way that evokes the brick of the B&O Warehouse. That’s good. The sleeve that isn’t being taken up by the investment company sponsorship has one of the Eutaw Street home run plaques on it. Instantly iconic.
The white with mostly green and then a little bit of orange is a distinct color pattern compared to the existing array of Orioles jerseys. That’s a plus. They should just wear the jerseys they already have. But if they must exist, then at least they might as well exist while being something like this. I would go so far as to say this is one of the better ones that was unveiled today:
These new jerseys are coming tomorrow night. I hope that the Orioles win the game so I don’t have to spend multiple years again hearing about how the jerseys are cursed.
