What is the story about?
Twins
12, Rangers 2
- Do you really want to think about this game?
- No?
- Me neither.
- Let’s not.
- Let’s think about something else.
- How about this:
- Look at it! Its a cat in a lunchbox!
- Isn’t that great? Isn’t that better than thinking about that trainwreck of a game on Tuesday, when the Rangers embarrassed themselves in front of Swedish people?
- Thinking about the Swedish World Cup team made me think about the Swedish Bikini Team.
- That was an interesting little blip in our culture, wasn’t it?
- I wondered for a moment if it was actually real or if I imagined it, so I looked it up, and yes, there were commercials the had the (fictional, to be clear) Swedish Bikini Team back in the day.
- The ads were for Old Milwaukee beer, which I had forgotten existed.
- Do they still make Old Milwaukee?
- Give me a second…
- Okay, I went and looked, and apparently they do still make Old Milwaukee.
- Old Milwaukee is owned by Pabst.
- Pabst reminds me of Dennis Hopper’s greatest moment on screen:
- Dennis Hopper would have appreciated a cat in a lunchbox, I think.
- Kumar Rocker topped out at…nope, can’t do it.
