Hello and good morning all you guys, gals, and nonbinary pals out there in Texansland today and welcome to week 5 of the NFL season.
Has your dog been howling a lot this week and you have no idea why? Or have you noticed lots of birds suddenly leaving the area in an extra ominous, not just them flying south for the winter, kind of way? Well, I have an explanation for you. It’s hate week. It’s the week (okay, one of them) where our Houston Texans travel to Methopotamia to play the Baby-Eating Sister-[Expletive]ers
of upper Alabama. Or the Tennessee Titans if you wanna be all technical and stuff.
It’s a time where I get to trot out my favorite video detailing the origins of the titans; the Greek ones, I mean. The Nashville ones we already know how they got started. Courtesy of Steph Stradley:
Enjoy the game, y’all.
Go Texans.
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What: Week 5 of the NFL season
Where: Nissan Stadium, Nashville, TN
When: Sunday, October 11, 12 p.m. CST
Why: Because THEY BETTER WIN THIS ONE DAMMIT.
TV: CBS (Announcers: Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta; Referee: Alex Kemp)
Radio: 95.7 The Fan
Streaming: DirecTV*, Fubo*, Hulu + Live Sports*, Paramount+*, NFL+*, YouTube*, YouTubeTV*, (*subscriptions required)
Enjoy the game, y’all.
Go Texans!
