We have reached that time, once again, when our staff of learned (pronounced learn-ed) NFL blowhards make their predictions about who will be winning and losing around the league this week. Yes, it’s time for our Week 4 NFL picks, brought to you courtesy of the good folks at Tallysight.
First, here’s our widget that will allow you to take a look back at how we’ve done this season. As always, you can have a look at our overall records or break things down by any of the picks we make over the course
of the year. You can take a look at an individual week or the entirety of the season to this point. If you want to find my picks, you’ll find them near the bottom of the pile, as is my wont.
Now, with that unpleasantness. . .well, unpleasantness for me, in any case. . .out of the road, let’s move on to our picks for Week 4. As always, we remind you that any lines or numbers you see attached to any particular game may vary based on when each individual selector punched their picks into the Tallysight system. Before you place any sort of wager. . .and remember, our picks are for entertainment purposes only (and God help you if you’re using any advice I give you to try to win money in the first damn place). . .be sure to check with your sportsbook of choice.
With that, here are our picks.
Unanimous Picks
- Los Angeles Rams over Philadelphia Eagles
- Arizona Cardinals over New York Giants
- Buffalo Bills over New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens over Tennessee Titans
- Minnesota Vikings over Miami Dolphins
- Seattle Seahawks over Los Angeles Chargers
5-1 Picks
- Indianapolis Colts over Washington Commanders (Eric dissenting)
- Houston Texans over Dallas Cowboys (Warren dissenting)
- San Francisco 49ers over Denver Broncos (Shawn dissenting)
- New Orleans Saints over Atlanta Falcons (Warren dissenting)
4-2 Picks
- Jacksonville Jaguars over Cincinnati Bengals (Chris and Shawn dissenting)
- Green Bay Packers over Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Chris and Shawn dissenting)
- Chicago Bears over New York Jets (Eric and GA Skol dissenting)
- Kansas City Chiefs over Las Vegas Raiders (Chris and Shawn dissenting)
- Detroit Lions over Carolina Panthers (Chris and GA Skol dissenting)
- Pittsburgh Steelers over Cleveland Browns (GA Skol and Shawn dissenting. . .and getting it right)
3-3 Picks
- No evenly split pick games this week
Those are our selections for this week, ladies and gentlemen. Who are you rolling with for this week in the NFL?













