It’s officially NBA Media Day! It’s high time for optimism and big dreams as we enjoy some vintage Anthony Edwards quotes. Or we can just relitigate the Gobert trade or Randle trade again, as that seems to be some fans favorite topic of discussion.
Let’s hear it.
Welcome to Canis Pulsus Vol. 44!
For those of you who have been ignoring this series since the 2021 season — Canis Pulsus is designed to give our Canis Hoopus community a published voice.
A pulse, if you will.
We all know that if CH occupied
all seats of the Minnesota Timberwolves front office, we would be celebrating our 36th consecutive championship this year. But for now, it’s time for us to exercise our right vote. What record will the Wolves finish with? Who’s going to the be the league MVP?
It’s a simple concept, really. Just submit your vote as honestly or sarcastically as you would like. All individual submissions will remain anonymous so no one will know if you were the one voter who wanted to re-sign D’Angelo Russell. Once the polls close, the results as a whole will be published on Canis Hoopus and (in theory) be sent to ESPN’s front page.
Canis Pulsus Vol. 44 – Season Predictions (‘25-’26)
Vote link: https://forms.gle/cQPkPoSbRE8D3kTG8
*Voting ends Wednesday, 10/1*
- What record to you think the Timberwolves will finish the season with?
- What seed will the Wolves finish within the Western Conference?
- The MVP of the Timberwolves will be…
- The best defender on the Timberwolves will be…
- The best locker room guy on the Timberwolves will be…
- The player on the Timberwolves who will impress the most is…
- What on-court Wolves “storyline” are you most excited to see develop?
- What off-court related Wolves storyline are you most excited for?
- Now that season is about to begin, my feelings on the direction of the Timberwolves are…
- My hottest Timberwolves season take/prediction is…
- The end of the season league award winners will be…
- The Eastern Conference winners will be…
- The Western Conference winners will be…
- The NBA champions will be…
- The NBA’s next turmoil team will be…
- The NBA’s next turnaround team will be…
- My hottest NBA season take/prediction is…
