You can’t build a proper 21st century college football program without a dining facility that tailors to players’ individual recovery and performance needs in real time, that’s what I always say. The Murphy Center has a new cafeteria that does exactly that—whatever that means, exactly, I do not know.
My secret to building a good program would be french fries—I would have a five-star chef on staff to come up with all kinds of french fry and french fry-adjacent ideas, all the time, and eventually that’d be all anyone’s talking about after recruiting visits. Now, my team would end up being perhaps a tad sluggish and rotund out there on the field, but our overwhelming recruiting successes could overcome this handicap, I think. I really don’t see how this could fail.
