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Hello, you have reached the voicemail of Patrick.H and the Battle Red Blog masthead. We can’t come to the phone right now because your Houston Texans are off this week. So I’m kicking back, sipping
pina coladas*, laying in a hammock on the beach**, and contemplating how the Texans will do in week 7 against the Seattle Seahawks.
But we’re not leaving y’all completely in the lurch this week. It would be incredibly rude of me not to share with you what games will be on in the greater Houston area as well as the rest of the Texan diaspora (hi!).
Let’s look at the maps from 506 Sports to see who’s playing and where.
*guzzling corn liquor (do not attempt, this is a joke)
**passed out on the back deck
CBS EARLY GAMES
Red: Cleveland Browns at Pittsburgh Steelers (Announcers: Ian Eagle, J.J. Watt; Referee: Ron Torbert)
Blue: Los Angeles Chargers at Miami Dolphins (Announcers: Andrew Catalon, Charles Davis, Jason McCourty; Referee: Bill Vinovich)
Green: New England Patriots at New Orleans Saints (Announcers: Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta; Referee: Adrian Hill)
FOX SINGLE GAMES
Red: Los Angeles Rams at Baltimore Ravens (Announcers: Kevin Burkhardt, Tom Brady; Referee: Alex Kemp)
Blue: Dallas Cowboys at Carolina Panthers (Announcers: Adam Amin, Greg Olsen; Referee: John Hussey)
Yellow: Seattle Seahawks at Jacksonville Jaguars (Announcers: Chris Myers, Mark Schlereth; Referee: Clay Martin)
Orange: Arizona Cardinals at Indianapolis Colts (Announcers: Kevin Kugler, Daryl Johnston; Referee: Shawn Hochuli)
Green: LATE GAME
Don’t worry, we still have you covered for the afternoon games. Stay tuned to this batchannel.
Enjoy the games, y’all.
Go Texans!