(to match the theme with Zach’s anthem, here’s another song that was performed on Family Guy)
Well, the series began with the very first game:
The win was Arizona’s;
And the series went on with a second game rout,
A kick to their cojones.
And the series concludes with the third time around,
Pitching all right, hitting resound,
Not a chance the Twins get clowned:
Here, we cheer and boogie.
We boogie, we boogie, we boogie:
Oh, where do we begin?
We boogie, we boogie, we boogie
To celebrate a win.
Walks
will haunt, which has always reckoned: Walked a man twice to begin the second, One swing and a sailing double Brought a couple runs home and we called it trouble.
Scoring, please; implore for some more:
So long, so far now they bore.
Get a chance late in inning seven,
It’s a kick in the pants; now rise like leaven.
Josh Bell up to stop the bleeding
Jackson single, E9, and the Twins are leading!
Scoring, please; implore for some more:
See more!
Now, much of relief tends to go grief throughout the sunny spring;
Now when they throw, there is no beef: opponents flail and swing!
gintzer here gets the Comment Daily
for a catch in a cinch as we holler gaily.
One more for a light insurance
And we ride to a win on the desert currents!
Scoring, please; implore for some more:
See more!
We boogie, we boogie, we boogie:
Oh, where do we begin?
We boogie, we boogie, we boogie
To celebrate a win.
[have fun with the instrumental break!]
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[man, the instrumental break feels like it should be longer than a couple lines of italicized text, but anyway:]
We boogie, we boogie, we boogie:
Oh, where do we begin?
We boogie, we boogie, we boogie
To celebrate a win.
Celebrate a wi-i-i-i-i-n!
We boogie!
