On my recliner of solitude, where I will be sleeping for the 5th night in a row (no I’m not in the doghouse), I wanted to take the time to celebrate my wonderful wife’s 38th birthday! Happy Birthday Heidi! You are a tremendous wife and mother of 3 beautiful kids (even if the twins are only 11 days old and still at the hospital). I don’t know how the heck you put up with me.
For those of you wondering why I’m sleeping on the recliner then, well, it’s because I gave my wife a cold for her birthday.
The weather and illnesses swirling around has caused massive breathing problems through my nose and I graciously decided to infect my wife for her birthday. After all, isn’t love and spreading germs the best birthday gift a guy can give? I know, I’d want to punch me too. Here are your flakes…
NEBRASKA:
Nebraska Football Faces Pivotal Test vs. No. 23 USC at Memorial Stadium
Huskers looking for breakthrough win under the lights in Lincoln.
Four Questions for Nebraska Football Headed Into the USC Game
The Huskers are preparing for one of their biggest games of the season Saturday.
Nebraska Ranked No. 2 in NWCA Preseason Poll
Huskers will lean hard on healthy big man Rienk Mast as they try to climb in Big Ten
IN OTHER SPORTS:
Dominant from outset, Blue Jays ride brilliant Yesavage to cusp of title
Twins to hire ex-Pirates manager Derek Shelton to take over disappointing Minnesota club, per report
Shelton previously served as the bench coach for the Twins in 2018 and 2019
Panthers’ Marchand steps away to help friend after daughter’s death
THEN THERE’S THIS:
Peg–Legged Lizards Lead a Pirate’s Life On Caribbean Islands
I imagine these lizards singing this song
Parkinson’s Patient Plays Clarinet During Brain Surgery–Is ‘Delighted’ with How it Went (WATCH)
JOKE OF THE WEEK:
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin.
