We certainly have a worst answer.
I’m trying to find ways to describe how much this answer from Matt Brown—an actual sports journalist whose opinions I really do respect—depresses me:
Ready for this?
Think about it.
List yours, mentally. (You’re going to tell us in the comments.)
Now, two things:
- Non-OSU? We hope it’s just because Brown is an OSU guy and it was ineligible thusly. Because if this was the supposed “with a bullet” #1, uh…
- The second item on this list is just so I get to the required 150 words so this article hits its post.
- There was actually a third thing, but I’ve been drinking.
Here are Matt’s answers:
I am absolutely a biased official here, but only one Big Ten campus is located on a Great fucking Lake.
Therefore I can only conclude that either…
- Much like in his FOIA efforts, Matt could not get a response from Northwestern, or
- He is an idiot unequivocally and I will never reconsider this stance.
ANYWAY.
The Best Three Big Ten Campuses
#1: Purdue
Just kidding. West Lafayette sucks.
3. Indiana (Bloomington, IN)
To be honest, it could’ve been any one of like 5 campuses—I like Michigan’s and Maryland’s—because there are a clear Top Two.
2. wisconsin (Madison, wi)
It is truly a lovely city for 358 days a year.
1. Northwestern (Evanston, IL)
We will not be taking further questions. Disagree in the comments if you must.













