Headlines across the globe following Chiefs’ Week 15 loss to Chargers

After the Kansas City Chiefs lost their shot at the playoffs with a 16-13 loss to the Los Angeles Chargers, Arrowhead Pride user Belohawks scoured the Internet for the most appropriate news headlines.

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Big Chill Hits Midwest

Playoffs? “Fuggeddabouit”!

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Chiefs Can’t Figure Out Nuts and Bolts on How to Win

Referees are nuts, and Bolts are rugged.

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GEHA Field: Giving Everyone Headaches Acrimoniously

Home-field sanctuary desecrated.

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NFL Weakend 15 News

Instability shakes Chiefs Kingdom, as super-star tears ACL.

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Nothing Special About Dave’s Teams

Penalty-filled, ordinary and lacking.

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Herbert Effort

Fractured hand and broken hearts

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Pole Slows Strippers’ Movements

…but not enough to hide the naked truth.

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Maligned O-Line

Oh my Godrick, it was rough!

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Minshew Madness

Definition: throwing an interception in field-goal range AGAIN, and expecting different results.

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Punter Araizing

Great execution, Inspired Change of Field

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Green Color a Welcomed Break From Romo

Trent’s homecoming softens the reality of missing out.

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Current Things Greater Than Watching Football: Family, Friends, Health and the Draft(?!)

Some fans are actually grateful for a long era of championships, extra games…and fun.

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