Morning, all!
Former Ranger manager Jeff Banister was involved in a shouting match between Arizona Diamondbacks’ coaches and the Chicago Cubs on Monday after Arizona accused the Cubs of stealing signs.
Apparently the secret to Justin Foscue’s success, like the secret of flying in Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, is to not think about it too much.
And speaking of classic literature, Nathan Eovaldi’s return from the IL is a deep, dark mystery that no one has any answers about just like Yossarian’s liver
in Catch 22.
And, similar to The Mist, you may think the authors of the 2026 Ranger season are setting up some sort of miraculous ending that gets the protagonists to safety but you would be wrong.
Makenzie Gore followed up Jacob deGrom’s uncharacteristically poor outing with a poor outing of his own, giving up four runs on eight hits and four walks last night.
Dylan Drieling is making AA pitching his bitch.
