After the Kansas City Chiefs were hammered with a 26-9 loss to the Tennessee Titans, Arrowhead Pride user Belohawks scoured the Internet for the most appropriate news headlines.
Nashville Hot Chickens 26, Kansas City Barbeclueless 9
Athens-of-the-South’s culinary choices leave dreadful tastes behind.
Nashville Big Bad Bash Tough to Watch — and Harmful for Intestinal Lining
There was no Tennessee Waltz… just cattywampus performances.
Arrested Development in Tennessee
Fans plead, “Help me understand your plan.”
Science Report: Atmosphere of Saturn’s Moon Titan is Made of Liquid Methane
On Earth, it smells like rotten eggs.
Preseason Football Arrives Early!
The Chiefs’ recent execution is inspiring change in most personnel.
Titanology Updates: Youngsters Devoured; Zeus Escapes
Kelce’s legendary achievements earn him the right
to be spared of criticism.
Araiza Voted Team MVP Two Weeks in a Row
Colquitt getting a little jealous.
Machiavellian Injury Report: Minshew Out
It’s unfair, but this probably hurts his Hall of Fame chances.
Oladokun No Donut
Jackrabbit looked animated running around in the grasslands.
Job Search: Anyone Play Quarterback in High School?
Please tell us how you lost your last job.
Locked Ward
How can a talented quarterback escape from that insane institution?
Remigio’s Cajones on Full Display
Do not try this at home.
Jones Asks, “Does This Still Mean We are Out of the Playoffs?”
If the Chiefs played in the NFC South, they’d still be in it.
NFL Reschedules Chiefs to Play on Christmas Eve and Christmas Night
It’s one way to get this thing over with.
