First Pitch: 8:05 PM
TV: Twins.TV
Radio: TIBN, WCCO 830, The Wolf 102.9 FM, Audacy App
Know Yo’ Foe: Athletics Nation
How to do it?
Pushing through it,
August plummeting.
A little wet in the feet
In the Cali heat
Instead of steady summiting.
Though down, not out
— but it’s getting dire —
So light a fire in their bottom.
There are twenty-eight games
To improve their play:
Hit a groove, and they’ll make it to autumn.
Tonight in Sacramento, Get rambunctious
— rampant praise’ll grow!
Yes, a pair have been split,
But don’t chuck it and quit:
The Twins may just pick up the series
And they can get out of Sutter
As rather astuter:
How to execute game-winning theories.
They’re sending Prielipp to start;
Has he fallen apart?
His stats have been quickly ballooning.
(Right.)
Could he return to form,
Or the offense get warm?
How else will the fanbase be swooning?
And in the standings, you’ll find
They’re just behind
A trio of contenders.
Better race up the pace
Or get egg on the face,
The ultimate non-spenders offenders.
But here in Sacramento,
Get rambunctious — rampant praise’ll grow!
So when they’re playing tonight (-night),
Please be a delight (-light)
And get back to playoff contention.
It’s more fun when the Twins
Are out stacking up wins
In remarkably steady ascension.
Yes, here in Sacramento,
Get rambunctious — rampant praise’ll grow!
(Hit it, hit it!)
Tonight in Sacramento,
Get rambunctious — rampant praise’ll grow!
So, come up to the plate—
We none of us can wait
And watch aquiver
In antici
pation.
Just start up the game,
And get wilder, not tame:
We long for thrilled applause
And jubilation!
