The Blazer’s Edge Best Things Ever Bracket has reached its penultimate day of first-round matchups. Today and tomorrow will conclude the first round of our March Madness Style Tournament to determine the Best Thing Ever in 2026, choosing from pairs of randomly-matched cool things!
All you have to do each day is check out a pair of posts, each containing two different items. Vote for the item you want to advance! Rinse, lather, repeat until we get to the last matchup and determine a winner!
This post
asks you to choose between Pi and Chocolate
There’s no ratio in the universe (and few mathematical concepts in general) that can equal Pi. It stars with 3.1419 and marches off into infinity, an irrational number that allows us to accomplish amazing feats. We wouldn’t know circles or spheres without it. Gears, electrical currents, architecture, computer technology…Pi factors into all of these and more! It’s literally one of the coolest concepts humanity has ever discovered.
But mmmmm…chocolate. You can’t drizzle Pi on ice cream, put it in bar form for a quick snack, or fill a heart with it and win somebody’s love. (Well, maybe the latter is technically possible, but that’s a pretty specific kink!) No matter how you use it, few things trigger dopamine explosions like chocolate does!
So what will it be? Pi or Chocolate? Vote in the comments section and share your rationale too!
