Do you remember the last time the Minnesota Timberwolves played basketball?
Since the Wolves last played, the Minnesota football team got flat-out embarrassed on national television, then went through all five stages of grief before building a time machine that sent them back to the days of Kirk Cousins, and now, in one fell swoop, has gone from pumpkins to the NFL’s new belle of the ball.
And somewhere in the midst of all of this, Joan Beringer is officially no longer a teenager and is starting to
go gray.
I’m not saying having no Wolves games is responsible for any of this, or that if we had played sooner, maybe Beringer wouldn’t have had to have a birthday (is that how that works?). I’m not saying that! But man, does it feel good to finally have this team back on the court and on our screens again.
In their first game back in eons, the Wolves laced up and faced off against a team in the Dallas Mavericks that seems to be fast-tracking a soft rebuild. On paper, both teams are pretty evenly matched in several categories, namely FG% (DAL #4, MIN #5), turnovers (DAL #10, MIN #11), and steals (DAL #14, MIN #15), so the Wolves needed to win the possession battle.
Certainly, the Mavericks would be up for the challenge, so it would stand to reason that this would be a challenging game for the Wolves. Right?
Right?
Wrong
To start the game, Jonathan Kuminga was on a torrid pace, muscling to the basket for a lay-up and cutting to the rim for a dunk off a beautiful find by LaMelo Ball, who proceeded to find Jaden McDaniels on a similar play a few possessions later.
The Mavericks settled in and muddied the game as the quarter went on. At the 5:16 mark, TJ Shannon subbed in, and PJ Washington proceeded to bully him to the rim for an and-one. This was a great quarter for Washington, as he finished with 10 points in the quarter.
Perhaps an accurate distillation of the rest of the game, though, is that those 10 points would be it for Washington, and the Mavs 24-19 lead would soon be relinquished and gone for good.
Ayo Dosunmu and the bench mob of Bones Hyland, Jaylen Clark, Trey Lyles, and Joan Beringer burst the Wolves out of the mud like the Snoats brothers in “Raising Arizona”, spurring an 11-0 run that got the crowd dancing on their feet. After a couple of free throws by Naji Marshall to stop the run, a Gobert offensive rebound off a missed Dosunmu corner three allowed the Wolves to close out the quarter with this Clark nuke.
The second quarter saw more of the same for the Wolves. After a sloppy turnover by Dosunmu led to a corner three by Zaccharie Risacher, the Wolves had given up 15 points off of six turnovers. Those numbers would balloon to 25 and 11 by the end of the first half, and it wouldn’t matter.
Because everything else was aces.
Dosunmu continues to truck along as Mr. Consistency, a perfect cog in the absence of Anthony Edwards. He finished the half with 12 points by doing what he does best: being an absolute bully out on the break.
As for Ball, he was unconscious from deep, and finding cutters left and right. Much has been said about his fit with Gobert, and there were still a couple of miscues on the Ball-Gobert feed tonight. Near the end of the half, though, Ball slipped into the paint as the ball guided him around. He faked once, and then floated the ball up for a Gobert slam.
It was a thing of beauty, and exactly why sticking to the process matters.
Going into this game, Ball’s assist-to-turnover ratio (1.62) wasn’t pretty to look at, but for the most part, I don’t mind it.
The way I see it is that they are mostly a statistical fallout of process-driven stuff that should temper with time. Some of the results might be an eyesore for box score perusers, but I love the process. I love that Ball is not afraid to continue to funnel the ball into Rudy, even if his individual numbers risk taking a hit. The box score won’t tell the whole story. It seldom does. But Ball’s commitment to the process should pay dividends as the season bears itself out.
The Wolves would go into halftime leading 67-52. And then…
It got fun. Real fun.
Ball continued his unconscious streak from long-range, followed by a Dosunmu transition trey. Dusty May would call a timeout not even two minutes into the second half to try to stop the bleeding. That worked just as well as trying to stop a Beringer nosebleed.
The Wolves were playing loose and fast. McDaniels was gliding down the court for barely contested lay-ins. Kuminga was hitting threes, and the lead would soar to 32 points midway through the third after McDaniels was blocked, got the ball back, and then threw down a vicious slam.
Right before the McDaniels sequence, Beringer re-entered the game with a clear mask (!). Before the mask change, Beringer had zero points and zero blocks. After the mask change: 13 points and three blocks. Need I say more? That new mask is magic.
Although there were times through the third where it looked more like a horse race at Canterbury, with players running around with their manes on fire, any and all sloppy play was a moot point, and the Mavericks would end up waving the white flag before the third quarter had even concluded.
The fourth quarter was mostly a non-event because of the score (Wolves 103 – Mavericks 69 at the end of the third), outside of a Gobert and-one off a Kuminga miss (where he converted on the free throw!) and a smooth jump hook by the magic-masked-man Beringer, but I wanted to shout out Isaiah Evans on his first official points in the NBA.
I know it was on a goal-tend, but still, a milestone is a milestone.
And a shout-out to Jon “Boog” Sciambi on the call tonight, his first Wolves game of the season. I know he is beloved in Wrigleyville as the play-by-play announcer for the Chicago Cubs. As a Twins fan, I hold no ill will towards the Cubs. It’s that other team on the South Side that I have problems with.
In the end, the Wolves were able to completely stifle Cooper Flagg for 12 points on just 5-12 shooting. Seeing the Wolves, he was probably having nightmares about his last game against them, when he went 5-19 for 12 points. I guess this game was an improvement? Baby steps, teenager. Baby steps.
The Wolves were also able to silence Kyrie Irving, who up until now had looked rejuvenated and was outperforming his career shooting splits across the board.
Caleb Martin just about doubled his scoring average (seven points tonight). He should be proud of that.
But this was perhaps the Wolves’ best all-around effort in this season’s infancy. Off a long break against a good team, Target Center was rocking, and from start to finish, it was just a rollicking good time.
79-3.
Quick! Say something nice about the Mavericks!
Right now, the Mavericks have 13 guys logging double-digit minutes. It’s clear that Dusty May and his coaching staff have spent the early part of this season seeing what works and what doesn’t. I’d expect the rotations to get tighter as the season wears on, as players fill out their roles and the overall numbers flesh out into something a bit more comprehensive. So far, though, May has struck a good balance of thinking big picture while still keeping his team competitive on a nightly basis.
In a fairly perforated coaching pipeline, May’s seamless transition from college to the NBA has been nothing short of impressive. I was late to the magic of May, only first hearing about him last year as the coach of the eventual national champion Michigan Wolverines. Chalk it up to object permanence on my part, but I know who he is now, and it’s almost as if he was built in a lab to know ball and coach ball.
Yesterday also marked the one-year anniversary of the Mavericks dumping disgraced GM and possible secret Los Angeles Lakers operative Nico Harrison. Going from Harrison to Masai Ujiri seems to have stabilized this organization. Finally, adults have returned to the table.
Enmities from the 2024 WCF aside, I’m happy for Mavericks fans.
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Up Next
The Timberwolves continue their eight-game homestand on Saturday, as Chicago O’Hare International Airport’s Bulls fly into Target Center. O’Hare ranks first as the busiest airfield in the world. Meanwhile, their team ranks first in a bunch of categories you’d rather not rank first in. Liftoff is at 7:00 PM CT on DAZN-MN and NBA League Pass.
