First Pitch: 6:40 PM
TV: Twins.TV, FOX9 KMSP, Gray Media
Radio: TIBN, WCCO 830, The Wolf 102.9 FM, Audacy App
Know Yo’ Foe: Royals Review
(today’s game thread song is dedicated to Certain National Baseball Media Writers)
They want us trading Buck, But really, they should doubt: His contract says no trade from the stadium, yet they’d ship him out. They’d rather raid this team, Enrich the richer clubs, But here, we know the Twins are a buyer in search of further dubs. They still insist on shopping, To
send him on his way Despite the fact that Byron’s gonna stay.
Buck won’t be traded tonight,
Buck won’t be traded tonight,
Buck said he’ll never be persuaded that he’ll waive it;
Buck won’t be traded, that’s right.
Buck said he’s always a Twin;
Why do they ever begin?
No chance he’s leaving: what you wanna say, just save it:
Buck will be staying within.
These articles that have them ship him
Admit it rare but still persist,
Ignoring many months of refusals and nos
For clicks with an overdone twist.
So, scribes with a fantasy sight:
Think long before you go write.
Grab all your fantasies and take it and behave it;
Buck won’t be traded tonight.
These articles: we’re bound to clip them
Because we know they disrespect.
A constant little stream of these doozies and throws
The fanbase is bound to reject.
So, let’s keep the focus more light:
Dobnak is back for the night
Facing with Ryan, a paraded match they gave it:
Buck won’t be traded
(Muck has invaded)
Buck won’t be traded
(Luck hasn’t faded)
Buck won’t be traded, that’s right!
(Start the game, start the game,
Start the game, start the game,
Start the game now!
Yeah!)
(as a bonus, here’s me outside ESPN headquarters yelling at them)
