Before we go any further, please understand that this video is a very rare exception to our general policy of not linking to NSFW stuff. So if you are at work or have small children about, consider yourself warned.
That said, Duke fans: you’re going to love this.
It’s a rant by a Michigan State partisan who has just had enough of Duke beating up on his Spartans. He’s brutally honest: “It doesn’t matter if it’s Coach K. It doesn’t matter if it’s Jon [effing] Scheyer. It doesn’t matter who it is, we
cannot beat Duke!”
It just gets better from there.
On the one hand, you have to kind of feel bad for this guy because obviously, he’s a passionate fan. But on the other, as the guys from UNLV said in 1990, which we’ve kind of adopted for our own motto, it ain’t the winning. It’s the collecting.
And in this video, Duke does a lot of collecting: “It doesn’t ******* matter where we play them! We could play them on the ******* moon!”
If there’s a genre name for this kind of video, this guy zooms straight to the top. It’s a classic, one of the best rants we’ve seen in forever.
