They say bad things come threes and here’s Microsoft and the FAA are looking for a dance partner in their menage.
Not today, jackwagons.
No, it has nothing to do with Dana’s ouster. Hopefully, Glenn Thomas goes a little more conservative or at least leaves us not scratching our heads after weird calls on a long drive. That won’t auto-fix the penalties or drops or foot-shooting. I do actually have a good feeling about John Hohl today. And I hope that doesn’t jinx him because that feeling about beating
Illinois ought to keep the government off my ass if they were suspecting me of any psychic abilities.
Sorry, I just binged the shit out of Mike Flanagan’s amazing remake of Stephen King’s Carrie by way of mini-series. (Spoiler alert: I’m smelling a hint of Firestarter in the recipe.) Flanagan is a master.
But here’s the thing. Keep putting out the effort. – which has not been an issue in the losing streak, no matter what the rage-boys tell you – clean things up just a little and Rutgers is made for a Huskers win. They have trouble with mobile QB’s, their best player is out (KJ Duff – which feels like a push with Andrew Marshall out) and now even their backup QB is a game-time decision.
Let’s not overthink things, take care of business and Go Big Red. On to the vibes:
- The availability report isn’t great? But Jamir is back.
- Ladies & gentlemen, your Big 10 Champs. Again.
- Microsoft, the FAA, fine. But for the love of gawd…
- Let’s watch the penalties today, boys. (Clap, clap)
- I think this one gave us all a chuckle. Right? RIGHT??? (Lots of people: “Yes! Do THAT!!”)
- Nothing about this post was untrue. Nothing.
- Hoo boy – and they’re already down a quarterback.
- Yes, they did make it, smartasses.
- Well, we’ll just see about that, won’t we, ya’ little pantywaist?
