If there’s one thing that Los Angeles Lakers general manager Rob Pelinka loves, it’s lying about Kobe Bryant. If there are two things he loves, it’s lying about Kobe and signing former Golden State Warriors centers.
Pelinka got to do the latter on Tuesday as the Lakers agreed to a one-year minimum deal with longtime Warrior and three-time champion Kevon Looney. After one season with the New Orleans Pelicans, the Ground-Bound Mound of Rebound is headed to the Crpyto.Com Arena, where he will back up
$130-million-dollar man Walker Kessler and rack up a ton of rebounds.
He’ll join a group of big men that became irresistible to Pelinka and the Lakers after spending time in Warriors blue and gold. Since 2019, Pelinka has acquired the following Warriors big men:
- JaVale McGee
- DeMarcus Cousins
- Jordan Bell
- Alfonzo McKinnie
- Damian Jones
- Juan Toscano-Anderson
Looney joins a remade Lakers team, where they’ve committed over half a billion in contracts to their new Big Three of Luka Doncic, Austin Reaves, Kessler, which doesn’t even account for the massive increase in the team’s Coppertone budget. Deandre Ayton and Jaxson Hayes are out, and two excellent defensive rebounders are in, which makes a lot of sense given the presence of high-volume shooters like Doncic, Reaves, and new backup guard Collin Sexton. Normally we’d suggest Looney could be an alley-oop threat for the lob-loving Doncic, but Big Loon has had to catch passes, land, and jump again since 2021. He’s a serious high-percentage layup threat, though!
The Warriors drafted Looney with the No. 30 pick in 2015 out of UCLA, following their own obsession with players from Milwaukee. Looney had multiple surgeries in his first two NBA seasons, which limited him to five games in 2015-16 and kept him out of the 2017 playoffs. Before the 2017-18 season, Looney dropped 30 pounds, stepped up his defense, and ended up playing 66 games and averaging 18.4 minutes during the team’s title run, stepping into the starting lineup for the last four games against the Houston Rockets in the Western Conference Finals.
He never quite had job security with the Warriors. The team declined their fourth-year option on Looney before is third season, but Looney came back on a $1.6M deal for 2018-19, a season where he averaged 6.3 points and 5.2 rebounds while starting 24 games ahead of injured centers Damian Jones and DeMarcus Cousins. In what would prove to be a habit in big games, Looney grabbed 14 rebounds and scored 12 points in the clinching Game 4 of the Western Conference Finals over the Portland Trail Blazers. In the NBA Finals, Looney played through a broken collarbone as the Warriors lost in six games.
Looney was considered a veteran leader despite being one of the younger players on the team. Rookie big man Jordan Bell was one asked if he benefited from the wisdom of veterans like Looney, and had to remind the reporter than Looney was a year younger than him. In later seasons, Looney was the bridge between the Warriors’ two timelines, as a guy who looked, played, and acted like a grizzled veteran yet didn’t turn 30 until last season, the 11th of his career.
In the 2022 playoffs, Looney became an absolute monster on the glass. He grabbed 22 boards in the closeout Game 6 against the Memphis Grizzlies. He had a 21-and-12 game against the Dallas Mavericks and an 18-rebound effort in the clinching game. In the finals, Looney slowed down Jayson Tatum and averaged 7.5 rebounds.
In 2023, Looney averaged 15 rebounds in the first-round win over the Sacramento Kings, and Domantas sabonis has never been the same after Looney crushed his with three 2-rebound efforts, followed by 23 board sin Game 1 against the Lakers. Perhaps that’s what Pelinka remembered.
Looney went through anxieties about his contract nearly every offseason, since he always had a tradeable contract and it was often non-guaranteed. Still, he was a consummate professional for the Dubs and should provide the same for the Lake Show. Plus, he made up for some discount seasons for the Warriors by grabbing $8M last season.
It’ll be weird, terrible, and disappointing to see Looney in a Lakers uniform. At the same time, it didn’t seem like the Warriors were particualrly pursuing him. The consolation for Warriors fans is that Looney will only truly make an impact if the Lakers are missing lots of shots, so rooting for the beloved Looney is also rooting for other Lakers to fail.
In an uncertain season to come, that may be one thing for Warriors fans to climb to. Godspeed, Loon. Please don’t go Hollywood.
