The less said about this one, the better. Astros 9, Guardians 2.
We appear to have a Slade Cecconi problem. After tonight he has a 6.20 ERA. But, not to fret… it’s only a 5.97 FIP. I attempted a hot take of saying that Cecconi would be the rotation’s second-best pitcher when I thought he was probably their fourth-best. It turns out that saying he would be fourth-best should have been my hot take. He has to find a way to get some whiffs and avoid more barrels or he’ll be ticketed to the pen as soon
as Will Dion, Matt Wilkinson or Khal Stephen show they are ready. Does it help that I think Slade would probably be very good for one inning at a time out of the pen? No? Well… I tried.
Which is more than I can say for most of the Guardians tonight. Jose Ramirez had a walk and a double, but also an error and a called K where he looked unnaturally confused. Hoskins had two hits, a walk and an RBI and George Valera had an RBI hit, also. DeLauter continues to slump, with two pop-ups and a walk. Kwan’s OPS is .580 and should be replaced as leadoff hitter by .847 OPS-Rocchio who had three hits and a walk. Juan Brito made a nice basket catch but continues to chase and (weakly) hit too many bad pitches.
Matt Festa, Tim Herrin and Connor Brogdon pitched tonight, but not particularly well. Isaac Parades and Christian Walker seemed determine to show the Guardians that they should have traded for one of them when the Astros were trying to give Walker away. But, joke’s on you guys! We kept Kyle “I Have No Idea Why I Am Striking Out Almost Forty Percent of the Time” Manzardo. (Just kidding, Kyle! I love you. Just please, please, WAKE UP!)
Good news is that the Tigers lost and we get to see the Guardians play another game tomorrow. Parker Messick is on his hill and all’s right with the world.
Hate losing to the Asfros, though. Bleah. Get well soon, Ben Lively
