For $92,000, you can go to WrestleMania or do this

WWE stirred fan curiosity this week with a series of mysterious trailers. Turns out it was all just promotion for WrestleMania 42, for which two-day combo tickets are now on sale. And in case you haven’t

heard, they’re expensive.

Like, really f***ing expensive.

Two standard two-day ringside tickets will set you back just over $64,000

. But as my mother used to say about big purchases, “What’s a few dollars more?”

For just over $92,000, you could upgrade to two VIP packages, which, according to Ticketmaster, include:

• Official 2-Day WrestleMania 42 Ticket
• Superstar Walkout Experience on the WrestleMania Stage
• On-Stage Photo Opportunity before one (1) night of WrestleMania
• In-Ring Photo Opportunity before one (1) night of WrestleMania
• Friday Kickoff Party with Live Q&A with Cody Rhodes, Live Q&A with Rhea Ripley and WWE Superstar Appearances
• Reserved Section at All-Inclusive Hospitality with Meet & Greet with Paul Heyman, Undertaker, & The Steiner Brothers
• Limited Edition Collector’s Item
• Official Ring Mat Plaque
• 5-Day VIP Pass to WWE World
• Dedicated VIP Entry to Allegiant Stadium, WWE Superstore & WWE World
• Dedicated Express Checkout Lane at WWE Superstore
• Official Event Credential

Certainly, that sounds like an incredible experience. But if dropping nearly $100K on wrestling isn’t your style, there are some other ways that money could be spent.

So, what else could you do with the cost of WrestleMania tickets? Here’s a list of exciting possibilities.

Tesla Cybertruck

Starting at $79,990, the Tesla Cybertruck All-Wheel Drive combines futuristic design with serious power and comfort — think George Jetson on steroids. With an impressive 11,000-pound towing capacity, this electric utility truck is great for carrying the crippling weight of heavy debt. Its 320-mile range and lightning-fast charging make it ready for both work and adventure, while the heated and ventilated seats and fold-up second row deliver comfort and versatility.

Personally, I’m not a Tesla guy. But I’d be lying if I said the Cybertruck wouldn’t take you further than Roman Reigns’ Superman Punch could carry you or make for a more stylish drive-by.

I’m sorry, my Tribal Chief.

A Year-long Trip Around the World

What if I told you your two-night WrestleMania tickets could fund a year-long trip around the world? According to travel bloggers Nick Chazee and Mathilde Vougny of Next Meridian Expedition, a world tour can cost anywhere from $10,000 to $80,000+ per year, depending on your travel style, with a mid-range trip for two running at about $35,000.

Trip-planning service Airtreks says it’s possible to spend even less.

“If you’re a lowly backpacker, you could potentially travel the world for a year on $6,000,” the site notes before adding, “For many people, it’s cheaper to be on the road than staying at home.”

A Brand New Home

Home prices, like everything else, are soaring. Fortunately, the American dream isn’t that far out of reach — and no, I don’t mean Dusty Rhodes.

From Mesa, AZ, to Memphis, TN, to Detroit, MI, you can snag a plot of land, a solid mobile home, or even a cozy two- or three-bedroom house with over 1,400 square feet — for about the price of WrestleMania tickets.

On Zillow, most homes in the $50,000–$100,000 range need some TLC. No, not tables, ladders, and chairs, you silly smark — tender loving care. Throw in $30,000 for upgrades, and that $50K fixer-upper could become your dream home. Better yet, turn it into a money maker as a vacation property.

With the income that property could generate, you might even fund a trip to WrestleMania in 2027.

Oh, wait. Never mind.