Every spring brings the smell of grass, the sunshine at Salt River Fields, the eternal hope that only Spring Training can provide. It also inevitably brings a litany of new food offerings at Chase Field. Some are basic ballpark fare. A beer cheese hotdog, for example. Some are much needed offerings to appeal to a wider demographic of potential fans, an Impossible Burger, for example. Others… come from a dark place where the conventions of the culinary arts dare not tread. The D-bat dog. The fried
chicken funnel cake sandwich. Sandwiches that are nearly two feet long and combine chicken parmesan and meatball subs. They are all equally important to me.
These crazed food items have become integral to the experience of the game itself. Far beyond the Diamondbacks, though I believe them to be pioneers in the field, teams try to one up each other and themselves with their offerings every year. The full list of additions can be found here, but indulge me to share my top five most anticipated items that were announced.
#5: Oreo Explosion Churro Dog
Look, I am a sucker for the Churro Dog. It’s one of the items that started this whole journey off, both for the Diamondbacks as well as myself as the official food critic of AZ Snakepit. They either have declined in quality over the years, I’ve gotten older, or both, but you’ll still find me trying the latest iteration on Opening Day (assuming Levy’s doesn’t run out). This year, it’s simply described as “our classic churro dog with Oreo toppings.” Sure! Sold! I’ll take two. Is it going to be good? Eh. Is the churro going to be stale and cold, and they won’t have plasticware again? Yeah probably, but such is life. Have a churro dog. Churro Dog HQ, 129 and 324
#4: Take Me Out to the Ballgame Milkshake
This is a salted caramel shake with whipped cream, peanut butter sandwich cookies, Kit Kat bars and Cracker Jack. Look at it
This is a monstrosity. How do you eat it? You can’t drink that with a straw. Honestly, I’m not sure a spoon is breaking through those chunks. It’s impossible. And the flavor profile. My god it’s like someone asked for the Diabeetus special. You won’t be able to taste anything specific, it will just be sugar. Can’t wait to have one. One of these days this job is going to kill me. Churro Dog HQ, 129 and 324
#3: Footlong Beer Cheese Hotdog
Look, I’m a simple man. Give me cheese, meat, carbs, and I’ll probably be happy. This new Beer Cheese Hotdog hits all those checkboxes. It’s exactly what it says it is, plus bacon and crispy onions. I’ll eternally be disappointed in the hotdogs they serve at Chase, but this still sounds good, even knowing it’s going to be a subpar hotdog. Grand Canyon Grill, 214. Only accessible with 200 level ticket.
#2: Pork Belly Nachos
I’m intrigued by this one. It’s described as Wonton chips, crispy pork belly, quick kimchee, gochujang cheese sauce, pickled red onions, scallions. Those are some big flavors, and not typically ones you find at an MLB stadium. You can’t go wrong with pork belly, but kimchee and gochujang are both delicious if done correctly, but its very easy to let it get out of hand and overpower the dish. I’m also not sure I’ve ever heard of using wonton chips as the base for nachos either, but again, I’m intrigued. Potentially, this could be an elite shareable at the game, bringing much needed variety to your standard choices. Available at Taste of Chase, Section 130
#1: Big Bella Sandwich
I’m genuinely excited for this one. The sandwich features mortadella, mozzarella, pistachio cream, arugula, chopped pistachio, extra virgin olive oil, sea salt. This will be available at the Jefferson Street Deli stand, where I’ve had good experiences before. The 50/50 stretch last season was surprisingly one of the best things I’ve had a Chase Field before, and I’m hoping they’ll continue the winning streak. I’m most interested in the pistachio cream they’re using as a condiment. It sounds delicious and should pair well with the mortadella. This is what I’ll be having for dinner on Opening Day. Available at the Jefferson Street Deli behind Section 120.
These are just a few of the exciting new food options coming to Chase Field this year. Stay tuned here for the occasional review of them. Also stay tuned for my new, nearly weekly series exploring food options around the stadium for before and after the games!
