What would you rather have less: Iowa-Rutgers on a Friday night or Northwestern-Rutgers on a Sunday afternoon? Tonight in the Big Ten, you get no option other than a heaping helping of liver with onions: good for the soul, bad for your heart and your shits.
That’s where we’re at, and I’m still nine words shy of the 150 word count limit.
Non-B1G Options
Columbia Lions at Lafayette Leopards [5pm, ESPN+]
St. Anselm Pollsters at Assumption Asses [5pm, Flo]
Tulsa Golden Hurricane at Oklahoma State Cowboys 6:30pm | ESPN
| OKSt -13 | O/U 55.5
B1G Options
Iowa Hawkeyes at Rutgers Scarlet Knights
7pm | FOX | Iowa -2.5 | O/U 45.5
Usual rules apply. Please keep me out of trouble.
Complete Destruction
It was an icy day.
We buried the cat,
then took her box
and set fire to it
in the back yard.
Those fleas that escaped
earth and fire
died by the cold.
