Before his TNA World title Triple Threat with Samoa Joe and Kurt Angle at 2008’s Sacrifice PPV, Scott Steiner electrified the fields of sports, entertainment, and advanced mathematics with this masterpiece of oration and calculation…
As you’ve probably heard by now, Steiner’s nephew Bronson — aka WWE’s Bron Breakker — shocked the wresting world when he speared Seth Rollins out of his gingham garb yesterday (Oct. 13) on Raw in Perth, Australia. Watching Breakker lead The Vision stable in a revolt against
the apparently injured Rollins and leave with his World Heavyweight title inspired Big Unca Pump to pen a new version of his famous promo. He shared it on social media last night:
So let me break it down for all you dummies that don’t understand what just happened…..
You take Seth Rollins — the so-called “Visionary” — and you put him in a ring with Bron Breakker, a Genetic Freak. But what Seth didn’t calculate… was the betrayal quotient.
Now let’s do the math:
Seth thought he had a 100% chance of survival with Bron at his side…
But what he didn’t know is that Bron’s got 66 2/3% loyalty when you factor in family bloodlines, and the other 33 1/3% is PURE RAGE.
So now Seth’s sitting there, asking “WHYYYY?”
I’ll TELL YA WHY!Because Bron Breakker’s not here to play backup. He’s here to take over! He’s the dog-faced destroyer, and now the leash is OFF.
So Seth…
You took your eye off the math…
You had a 141 2/3% chance of getting BETRAYED…
And now you’re just another statistic in the Steiner Equation of Pain
Holla if your calculations resulted in the same solution.
And please show your work.
