Every so often, a pro wrestler or pro wrestling character will go through a stretch where I basically want to blog about their every move and utterance. It was Kevin Owens and/or Sami Zayn when I was on the NXT black-and-gold beat, then it felt like I was turning the place into NewDaySideSeats* for a while. R-Truth has been through a similar cycle on at least a couple occasions.
But not since the rise of The Man — and I’m honestly a little gun-shy to post about Becky Lynch to this day after being
rightfully taken to task for writing up her every tweet circa 2018-2019 — have I felt the pull as strongly as I do the WWE version of Danhausen.
As long as they keep putting out stuff like this, that pull is gonna be pretty hard for me to resist.
You’ll likely remember that Danhausen earned his first victory in WWE on SmackDown last Friday (April 10). His win over Kit Wilson was set-up by an unexpected burst of pyrotechnics while Wilson was setting up for a spot from the top, which seemed to surprise our Very Nice, Very Evil friend, despite the fact Danhausen’s cursed Kit repeatedly the past couple weeks and in the match itself.
That could be why someone was caught on camera before Raw last night (April 13) trying to pay off WWE’s “pyro humans” for their assistance on Friday. But while they accepted the proffered ten-spot, the techs didn’t know what this mysterious stranger was talking about…
If you squint, I can maybe see it… but a lot of folks are saying that was Danhausen in a floppy hat and sunglasses. But there are other perfectly reasonable explanations. Such as:
Or, as he argue-hausens with a social media aggregator here…
I definitely think it’s Cardona. Danhausen already proved it!
If only there was some way to know for sure. But some things are destined to remain mysteries…
* Not to be confused with my current mission to turn The Feed into a lowkey Tim Robinson fansite. That’s not going anywhere.
