Meta lizard Mark Zuckerberg likes to hang around MMA fighters and TRANE UFC because he’s filthy rich. Unfortunately, when nothing is out of reach — eliminating the driving forces of purpose and desire
— life can get pretty boring. Hopefully the adrenaline rush of sparring a killer like UFC light heavyweight champion Alex Pereira can help Zuck feel alive again, though it was a little painful to watch “Poatan” pull his punches.
Pereira looked like one of those broccoli heads at the gym, shadowboxing in the squat rack (you know who you are).
Here’s an isolated clip:
Use the <- and -> arrows to scroll through Pereira’s videos below:
Maybe it’s time to resurrect this fight at the Colosseum?
Zuckerberg has a personal and professional relationship with UFC CEO Dana White, promoting White to the Meta board of directors back in January. In turn, White has entrusted the pasty-faced Facebook founder with the official UFC rankings, which are expected to implement artificial intelligence (AI) at some point in the near future.
Sounds like that first pro fight will have to wait … for now.
