First Pitch: 7:10 PM
TV: Twins.TV
Radio: TIBN, WCCO 830, The Wolf 102.9 FM, Audacy App
Know Yo’ Foe: The Crawfish Boxes
Still early in the summer, and the team has got to last:
Way too many games remaining to become already gassed.
Down to Houston for a third assignment, and a victory’s the plan
As long as in the dugout is a working fan.
Are you reelin’ in the heat? Burnin’ beneath the sun? Are you swelterin’ in the street? Do you think you’re havin’ fun? Are you reelin’ in the heat? Burnin’ beneath the sun? Are you stumblin’
on your feet? Is incineration done?
When the weather is constantly roasting, ninety and six degrees,
They let the thirsty fanbase bring in water as they please.
A Wednesday at the ballgame should be excellent and grand;
It feels like sweating all game is a reprimand.
Are you reelin’ in the heat?
Burnin’ beneath the sun?
Are you swelterin’ in the street?
Do you think you’re havin’ fun?
Are you reelin’ in the heat?
Burnin’ beneath the sun?
Are you stumblin’ on your feet?
Is incineration done?
Ten minutes after seven, we’ll see Larnach at the plate,
Accepting if we’re staying here that charring is our fate.
We’ve got Bradley on the bump tonight; the Twins have got a chance
Despite this awful weather and its circumstance.
Are you reelin’ in the heat?
Burnin’ beneath the sun?
Are you swelterin’ in the street?
Do you think you’re havin’ fun?
Are you reelin’ in the heat?
Burnin’ beneath the sun?
Are you stumblin’ on your feet?
Is incineration done?
