Alex, I’ll take Coaches Who Move Their Lips for $800.
He said, ” It’s out of my hands. All I was told was four days ago, look for another general manager. They said to me, don’t ask any questions.”
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!
Seedy?
Who is Rick Pitino?
Correct.
I’ll take Coaches Who Move Their Lips for $1000.
He said, “It’s really not a big deal. What’s a big deal is making sure that we don’t lose anything. But that’s a university decision, I’ll abide by it. They didn’t ask for my opinion and I didn’t give
it.”
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!
Seedy?
Who Is Rick Pitino?
Yes, kids, our guy, the one the only the inevitable is back in the middle of a mishmash.
Though, of course, Read His Lips, he has nothing to do with it, knows nothing about it.
Honest.
Really, would someone as notable and successful as The Rick lie?
Pshaw.
Seems the situation Coach Pitino is referring to is the firing of his B-Ball GM, Matt Abdelmassih.
For some sort of financial impropriety, it is reported. Possibly misuse of NIL funds directed toward a political candidate.
Anyhow, said Mr. Abdelmassih is no longer employed at St. John’s.
And Rick Pitino would love to explain it all.
Except he knows nothing.
And didn’t ask.
* * * * *
Meanwhile, three Norwegian fellas just suspended whom I trust you’ve never heard of do have something in common with Coach Pitino.
Crotch issues.
Magnus Brevig is the coach of Norway’s ski jumping team. A huge deal over there. Thomas Lobben is his assistant. Adrian Livelton is their suit technician.
They have been suspended for a year and a half for stitching the crotch area of their two stars’ suits with non elastic stitching.
Which I’m advised “makes the crotch area of the suits larger, smoother and more aerodynamic, allowing the jumpers to fly farther than the competition.”
When questioned about that scandal, it is reported that Pitino claimed no knowledge of the incident, but admired the coaches’ ingenuity.*
*Or so I would fondly wish I didn’t just make that up, and it was true.
— c d kaplan
