YFirst Pitch: 12:40 PM
TV: Twins.TV
Audio: TIBN, WCCO 830, The Wolf 102.9 FM, Audacy App
Know Yo’ Foe: Pinstripe Alley
I happen to loathe New York,
I happen to loathe their team.
The Yankees come to town, the Twins are capable,
But losing to New York seems inescapable
No matter how in the hell they’ve been made shapable;
I happen to loathe New York.
I like to spend a day at the park And watch those liners to the wall. I often ask myself, “Why can’t it be The Twins who finish with a victory?“ I suppose
it’s because they play abysmally; I happen to loathe New York.
This Wednesday afternoon,
We’ll watch on the diamond grass
While hoping once the diamond grass game is over,
They haven’t kicked our ass;
I happen to loathe New York.
And oh,
They’re bound to show
Here at Target Field
And ruin our night.
And oh,
We still don’t know why
Every season on season,
They make us a blight.
It’s really unfair,
This old frustrating sight:
Bound to drop in the standings
And miss all that’s bright.
There’ll be postseason ball.
Will they make it? Not quite:
Might
They be tight
Or hold spite?
I happen to loathe New York,
I happen to loathe their squad.
And when there has to be a game these teams to meet,
And the scoreboard once again displays a large defeat,
It’s another swift-delivered kick to the gluteal seat;
I happen to loathe New York,
I happen to loathe New York,
I happen to loathe New York.
(don’t tell anyone, but I don’t actually hate the Yankees that much)
