No group of humans has ever been less clutch than the 2026 Guardians.
Matt Underwood and Chris Gimenez are the dumbest humans to ever share a big league broadcast booth, but even they noticed that Guardian hitters refuse to take any pitches when there is a runner in scoring position. These hitters have a coach. His name is Grant Fink, and his official title is, fittingly, Hitting Coach. He remains employed even though only one of his pupils can hit.
Around the sport
• Stokes’ presence and group stage
drama add to One-Day Cup’s quiet resurgence
• Super Giants deny Sunrisers and boost knockout bid
• Rocky Flintoff’s 65-ball century helps Lancashire set up quarter-final meeting with Ben Stokes’ Durham
• Has Bangladesh ever won a Test series against the mighty Aussies?
• Likely Australia lineup as Travis Head set to open after Ashes heroics
• Fangraphs has provided us with an ABS update.
