What is the story about?
Orioles
8, Rangers 3
- That was exceedingly unpleasant.
- Do you want to think about this game? I don’t.
- It almost seems kind of appropriate that it ended on an ABS challenge. Just a blah.
- I don’t want to worry about Nathan Eovaldi. He had some bad luck in the opener, but this game was not bad luck.
- Carter Baumler pitched decently. That’s good.
- Josh Jung had two hits, having been hitless prior to that. That’s good.
- Corey Seager homered.
- I appreciate Corey Seager.
- But don’t think about the rangers.
- Think about Artemis II. Or Artemis Fowl.
- No, just Artemis II.
- Which makes me think of Audrey II. That was a plant though. Very different.
- Jack Nicholson played the dental patient in the original Little Shop of Horrors.
- Nathan Eovaldi hit 97.2 mph with his fastball. Tyler Alexander’s fastball reached 91.3 mph. Carter Baumler touched 95.9 mph with his fastball. Jacob Latz’s fastball maxed out at 95.0 mph.
- Jake Burger had a 104.8 mph ground out. Brandon Nimmo had a 104.1 mph double. Josh Jung had a 103.9 mph single and a 101.4 mph single. Corey Seager had a 101.8 mph home run.
- And now an off day. Both Rangers losses have been right before off days. Maybe they are sad they won’t be playing the next day and lose their mojo.









