David Ortiz is near-impeachable in these parts and it’s well-earned. He’s plainly the most important player in the history of the Red Sox, and that distinction has spoils, especially for those with whom he danced to get there, both on the field in the organization. It is for this reason and several others, including his obvious natural charisma, that he to this day and a scandal-free future will be the team’s biggest booster, all on top of being its white knight several times over. So when he recently
defended John Henry by way of saying the 76-year-old owner felt “worried” about how the team has turned out, I was like… lmao. Sure. If you say so. I’d probably say the same thing too, even if Henry’s been at the project for six yrs. But nah. LMAO. Fuck outta here. Love u tho.











