It’s positively sweltering out there and that can only mean one thing. Yes, the earth is heating up unsustainably. But if it means another thing, it’s that your favorite Fiorentina podcast idiots are back, braving those temperatures to keep you supplied with hot hot takes as the transfer market approaches its apogee, hauling us into its increasingly erratic orbit.
Speaking of increasingly erratic, Mike, Mike, and Tito break down the latest moves. We issue grades on the arrivals (Franco Mastantuono,
Mateo Pellegrino) and the departures (Pietro Comuzzo, Roberto Piccoli, Riccardo Braschi) before prioritizing the club’s stated remaining needs—striker, left wing, central midfield, leftback—and then zooming out to consider this chaotic mercato relative to its Commisso predecessors. We wrap up with a round of Hey, Remember This Guy, and buddy, we’re scraping the bottom of the barrel at this point.
Along the way, we learned about McMike’s [redacted], Producer Mike’s revolutionary acceptance, and Tito’s delighted discovery of the city Thun. Thank you as always to Sport Social Podcast Network for hosting us and to Windchime Weather for the music. And as always, we hope you enjoy listening as much as we enjoyed making this. You could leave a rating and review if you want, but whatever.
