One of the low-key stories in Bang Gang Gang history was Austin Gunn not receiving a nickname from Jay White. That topic came to my mind again when Switchblade recently dubbed Ace Austin as Lord LargeQuad. Juice Robinson is Rock Hard, Colten Gunn is Fully Cocked, and even Cardblade is Cock Strong. But what about Austin? A new nickname would be a nice present for the birthday boy (Aug. 26, 2026).
In the meantime, Austin dropped a new freestyle rap video. Maybe Switchblade can find inspiration for a nickname
from Austin’s rhymes.
Here are the freestyle lyrics for your reading pleasure. Austin includes references to Eddie Guerrero, Kenny Omega, and Daniel Garcia as well as various pop culture elements.
If I imagine the life of a rapper, then I got this feeling that I am on tour again
If I remember correctly, last night she invited her friend
Name was Victoria, which is ironic
Because when I first met her, the first thing she told me college Victorian
Next thing you know, I remember just being right next to her while she was driving
She flooring itYou live in L.A., but I live in Florida.
Feel like Zendaya, but I am not acting
I’m feeling Euphoria
I pull up at Gekko, we got reservations
And rivers hit valet, cause we in a hurry
And I am just acting like I’m Tiger Woods on a red polo Sunday
I’m shooting for birdie
I think it’s too early to have Casamigos, but we in Miami
So baby forget it, and live in the moments that you can look back on and end up forgetting
I’m a comedian
Don’t get offended, cause I was just kidding
And I like to rock the boat in Caribbean and drunk all the rum till I have trouble seeingI think the decision is easy when AG got on instrumentals
I’m riding a dragon, I’m yelling Dracarys
I burn down the forest, I’m running like Forrest
Don’t need chorus, turn up the volume
Cause I want to make sure I hear the reaction
When I get to acting like Beatriz Kiddo
The way that this pen got me acting a way, anybody can get it
Sometimes I feel like Achilles, my only weakness is behind me, I die on my shield
Sometimes I feel like I’m Anakin, I am the chosen one, I am a Jedi for real
Sometimes I feel like I’m Eddie Guerrero, when I say I lie, I cheat, and I steal
Sometimes I feel like I’m Otto, I’m strapped to a rocket, power woogy woogy for realDon’t get it twisted
When Daniel Garcia start moving his hips, that boy locked in
Remind them again, you can tell by the tone in my voice that I’m back on my bullshit again
Dirty Diana, I made her a promise
I gave her my word I would call when I land
But I don’t get service when I am this high on a muscle relaxer, Rocket Man
I am just thinking when I could read music and play the piano and violin
Knew you were lying the second you told me that man wasn’t anything more than a friend
We locking eyes in the club, and I make my way over
Okay, do you want to dance?
She had to follow me lead, we were talking without even talking
She don’t understand, Smooth Operator
I feel like a Shelby, I pull up in London, just tell me the day
I’ll leave a party with no hesitation
But I love to party, so send me the date
She is so foreign that I’m having trouble
Like how do you say, get the fuck out of my way
Que? No.. habla.. inglés..
I digressI had to come back to make it apparent that I am the kid that they all want to talk about
Bobbing my head up and down
It was lit, we were rocking to Many Men as we were walking out
Sneaking around like a thief in the night, cause I got a vendetta like Kenny Omega
When he’s gotta V in the chamber, that motherfucka bout to gamble and Russian roulette it out
My vision blurry, it just started raining
So I took the corner and just hit the pedal as hard as I could
Now we Leave It to Beaver, or what are the chances we get out alive?
I will admit that I overreacted when we were at dinner
I made a mistake, but I guess if you want to paint me as a villain
I’m sorry for trying to keep us alive
I’m feeling jumpy, so my trigger finger that thang will let loose if I give it permission
Got reincarnated, I made a decision to let out the demons, I gave them permissionI’m on a heater, so listen
I can’t walk away from the table, so do me a favor
Tell every wrestler that’s trying to do music, they better off being a sports entertainer.
Share your reaction to Austin Gunn’s freestyle rap. Which lines were your favorite? Do you see any nickname potential here?
