Until last night’s win over the White Sox featuring Colt Emerson’s first MLB hit and home run, the vibes were pretty bad in Mariners-ville. And that was before Cal Raleigh hit the Injured List. As Cal himself and many others have said, “Obliques are tricky.” I asked THE FEED and the FEED responded with some pretty good ideas and takes. Once again, here’s my patented and very scientific Mariners Hot Take Ranking System:
Let’s get into it.
Poster BeHappy1 says, “Is Harry Ford available?
This was a fairly
common response/joke around Mariners-ville and honestly…..kinda tempting? (/looks at Ford’s AAA stats so far this season) Okay, well, maybe not. This take is deceptive. It seems inflammatory, BRASH even, but the more you pull it apart, you realize you’ve been BEAVAN’d.
Poster RidiculousNonsense says, “Dan was a catcher! It’s like riding a bike, right? Bring Dan back!”
Obviously a joke take, but a pretty good one just for the mental image alone. Giving this one a BOSIO. Has there ever been a player-manager who was the catcher? Could be the move….
Poster and Staff Writer Connor Donovan says, “I, for one, would love to find a way to grab Bo Naylor from the Guardians.”
Ding ding ding! This is what I want. I don’t care what prospect capital it takes to make this happen, we deserve it. Two Naylors, too furious. We’ve been treated to 26 years of highlights from Griffey Sr. and Jr. played together, right? Think of the brotherly teammates content the Mariners could create with this move! So much potential. Plus, they’ve already been teammates in Cleveland, so it’d be a reunion in more than one way. Give this one a BRASH ranking.
That’s all for this week. Hopefully the Mariners can keep the good vibes going and, I dunno, win some more games? Would be cool, to be quite honest.
