The Reds tried, they really did, but they could not slay the Goliath Dodgers. But, the other three WC series are going the distance and we’ve got HELLA elimination games today!
Tigers vs. Guardians, 12:08 PM PDT
Who will the Mariners play in the ALDS? Tune in today and find out! Jack Flaherty takes the mound for the Gritty Tigs versus Slade Cecconi (pinched fingers emoji).
Padres vs. Cubs, 2:08 PM PDT
Is Yu Darvish washed? Find out today as he attempts to remain True to the Brown and push the Dads into the NLDS as Jameson Taillon takes the mound for the Cubs.
Red Sox vs. Yankees, 5:08 PM PDT
Will
we hear David Ortiz bust out a lusty “Daaaaaaaaaaa JANKEES LOSE” tonight? We’ll find out as someone named Connelly Early, who is definitely a real pitcher, takes the mound for the gritty blue collar Red Sox versus Cam Schlittler (are you fkn serious with that name) and the Yankees. The mental health of the Tri-State area hangs in the balance. Also, if the Yankees win, the Mariners play ALDS game one in Seattle at 5:38 PM on Saturday and if the Red Sox win, it’ll be at 1:08 PM on Saturday for reasons that beyond my comprehension.
PLAYOFF BASEBALL! CATCH THE FEVER!!!!
