If you’ve seen it once, you’ve seen it a thousand times. A college football coach stands lonely on the sideline, deep in his thoughts. There’s no way he’s leading his team back from this one. He knows it. The players know it. The guy five Miller Lites in up in the nosebleeds knows it. And the audience at home knows it.
“Lou Holtz’s lisp!” you think, “what must that guy be thinking?!?!”
As you would expect, I have a few ideas. Folks, this is Florida interim head coach Billy Gonzales as time slipped
away last night on Georgia’s 24-20 victory over the Florida Gators.
What was Billy Gonzales thinking?
a) “What kind of loony would sign up to do this job on a permanent basis?”
b) “Five years isn’t really that long. There are whole cities in Atlanta younger than that.”
c) “Could be worse I guess. Just imagine how they’d be tearing us up with Heisman hopeful Carson Beck at quarterback. Really glad I started that guy on my fantasy team. Bet he had a great day against SMU.”
d) “I mean, there are probably worse places to live than Clemson. Probably.”
As always feel free to chip in your suggestions in the comments.
Go ‘Dawgs!!!
