2025 has been a year of happiness, heartbreak, and everything in between for Wisconsin Badgers squads across the athletic spectrum, so I thought that dipping into a 17th-century Japanese form of expression
called Haiku might perfectly capture the essence of the moment for the Wisconsin Athletic Department.
Happy Holidays to all of the Badgers out there from Scary Alvarez.
Mark Johnson is Inevitable
Another Natty.
Beat The Buckeyes in OT.
Football is jealous.
The Portal Taketh
Fick just lost more guys.
And two starters, a big yikes.
We hardly knew ye.
Gard, Fire?
The parts have talent.
But the whole looks a bit rough.
Time to play some D.
Final Four: An Epilogue
Kelly is the man.
But damn, Kentucky stole it .
Let’s win it next year.
The Beautiful Game
A tourney 4-seed.
And Big Ten Semifinals.
Wilkins is cooking.
The Hastings Express
Men’s Hockey is back.
#2 in the country.
Fans, please show up now.
A Sad December
No bowl game again.
And hemorrhaging players.
Please, God, make it stop.
Message Board Hero
Talks a lot of smack.
For a former JV Guard.
Shut your yam hole, guy.
Mac Attack?
He seems very nice.
And The Don endorses him.
But I have doubts, y’all.
Time To Pony Up
You have big money.
The Badgers need it right now.
Stop being so cheap.
Bono On The Edge of Greatness?
Wrestling is now ranked.
While Basketball isn’t close.
The Upside Down, no?
Wisconsin Track Warehouse Blues
Mac destroyed The Shell.
So it’s a rented warehouse.
Maybe forever?
