Can you believe we’re halfway through the regular season? 41 games in and the Wolves are right in the thick of the race for postseason home court advantage. It hasn’t always been pretty, but the progress has been evident. The Western Conference is tough, but perhaps not as tough as many anticipated. The Wolves have proved to pundits that they belong.
Have they proved anything to you?
Welcome to Canis Pulsus Vol. 46!
For those of you who have been ignoring this series since the 2021 season — Canis Pulsus
is designed to give our Canis Hoopus community a published voice.
A pulse, if you will.
We all know that if CH occupied all seats of the Minnesota Timberwolves front office, we would be celebrating our 36th consecutive championship this year. But for now, it’s time for us to exercise our right vote. How would you grade the performance of our pups?
It’s a simple concept, really. Just submit your vote as honestly or sarcastically as you would like. All individual submissions will remain anonymous so no one will know if you were the one voter who didn’t give Johnny Juzang an A. Once the polls close, the results as a whole will be published on Canis Hoopus and (in theory) be sent to The Athletic’s front page.
Canis Pulsus Vol. 46 – Semester 1 Report Card (’25-’26)
Vote link: https://forms.gle/AQueTwxm77LxTDhi6
*Voting ends Friday, 1/16*
- Grade each player’s performance so far this season.
- Grade the coaching staff’s performance so far this season.
- Grade the front office’s performance so far this season.
- Grade ownership’s performance so far this season.
- Will the Wolves make the play-in tournament or playoffs?
- What do you hope the Timberwolves accomplish during the next quarter of the season?
- With half of the season over, my feelings on the direction of the Timberwolves are…









