What is the story about?
Once again, being in position to sweep the Penises just twists the knife on the series loss to Missourah (spits).
Anyway, we play one last SEC regular season game tonight. Our post-season hopes have gone from “dead” to “in critical condition.” There is a faint pulse (likely enough to crush us when we drop an easy round one game in Hooverville), but a pulse nonetheless.
Will this be one of those one day brief reprieves before the sweet release of death, or have we awoken from a coma with no signs of life
after our loved ones pulled the plug?
2026 Diamond Dore Baseball: A Hospice Thriller!
On the Mound (I’m guessing)
Saturday @ 1:00pm on SECN+
Vanderbilt #45 Fr. LHP Aiden “The Stoic” Stillman (2-1; 4.95 ERA) Or Vanderbilt #30 Fr. LHP Connor “The Federalist” Hamilton (2-2; 8.21 ERA)
vs. Penises ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The Lineup
*Will update when posted.
See you in the comments.
