It’s time again for social media silliness with the Tweets of the Week featuring random delights with a focus on the three B’s: bods, beasts, and buffoonery.
Oh, some of these might not be from this week nor be tweets. Enjoy it anyway.
Alexa Bliss was tired of the big little dynamic, so Charlotte Flair got short for her. Watch them clowning around on the escalator.
Damian Priest punishes pizza parlors. The Archer of Infamy isn’t waiting in any lines.
Bayley jumped into the new year by hurdling on the highway.
Steph De Lander posted a funny montage of Matt Cardona in honor of him going back to WWE.
MJF’s Venmo joke backfired when he received thousands of requests for money.
Harley Cameron wrote a theme song for the Babes of Wrath, then Willow Nightingale turned the tune into metal.
Turbo Floyd is sensitive about his tight pants.
Steph de Lander discovered that yoga is not easy with a cat in the house.
Closing with motivational math from Scott Steiner for the new year.
See, normally, if you wake up in 2026, you got a 50/50 chance of doing something with your life. But when you add laziness to the equation, your chances of success drastic go down.
Now you take a lazy ass sittin’ on the couch, add excuses, add “I’ll start Monday” and your odds of winning don’t even exist.
But then you add ME to the equation?
Intensity. Discipline. Freak genetics.
Now your chances of success go up to 100%—because I don’t miss.So in 2026, the math is simple: You either get off your ass or the numbers don’t lie, and they spell DISASTER for your goals.
Big Poppa Pump is the greatest poet of our generation.
