Welcome to The Daily Merengue — a place where you can feel free to discuss all things football. Do not be alarmed by the overt RMCF bias. It’s in the name!
Shoutout to the Mods who do a fantastic job, Valyrian Steel, Ezek XI, KungFuZizou, NeRObutBlanco, Felipejack, and Juninho.
WORLD PEACE FULLY RESTORED
As Real Madrid continue in their valiant efforts to establish a sane, peaceful and pollution free football world. Yesterday, at the G2-1 El Clasico summit conference for world leaders of tomorrow. Real Madrid successfully implemented
a practical and effective infrastructure that severely prevents and reduces noise pollution in Spain and eventually, the world at large. Under the guidance of our newly elected Chief Minister of Arts & Sciences, Xabi Alonso. Our club has been making steady efforts and progress towards expanding this infrastructure across the nations of the world. Los Blancos must be commended for their unwavering defiant efforts against the devastating and toxic endemic of noise pollution that has plagued the football world since it’s first notable pandemic outbreak in 2009. Even Pedri is desperate for world peace as he greedily lay hold on the hem of Vinicius garment. There is balance in the nations once again. Our avatar has overcome the dumpster-fire nation.
VALENCIA & LIVERPOOL
Remember, anytime Valencia play us, they step up their game, but they don’t mind peacefully struggling and falling apart against other teams. And Liverpool is a meh tie for me, we play them every year like we do City. But this year we must beat Liverpool for last year.
OPP STATS
VALENCIA are currently in their rightful place in the table, 18th, and will be battling relegation by end of season. We should not be struggling against a team that hasn’t won their last 5 games. Let’s not allow the Clasico high to make us complacent. They play against Maracena in the Copa Del Rey First Round tomorrow, before facing us in the weekend. Hopefully Maracena can have them dancing the Macarena in sorrowful fashion, before meeting us.
LIVERPOOL are currently 7th in their league and have lost the last 5 league games in a row with only an emphatic win against Gala, recently, in the CL. They still have 2 more games against Crystal Palace in the EFL Cup and Aston Villa in the league before finally Facing us on Nov 4th. Hopefully their 7th place in the league becomes an even lower number by that time. So both our upcoming opponents are & have been struggling. We’re a charity club that sends aid to teams in struggling form, so by all means, we must do our due diligence to help aid them to continue struggling in resounding fashion. We won’t really have much to say if we incur a loss to them both.
TAKE THE COPA DEL REY SERIOUSLY
We have to take the Copa Del Rey serious this year because it’s these games that will feed minutes to fringe players in the squad and give them an important role in helping the team win a trophy whilst resting our starters barring we reach the Copa Semi’s/Final. With the new Copa format, once we qualify for the spanish super cup, we become exempt from the first round of copa matches. Which is good for the overall schedule.
I’m unofficially introducing the MMagazine lol, it’s not official. Maybe after every big match, i’ll drop one. MAYBE!
