Big Ten Rankings, C-USA’s back: The Midweek Morass

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not the good kind.

Good afternoon. There are football games on tonight, and here is a Big Ten power ranking:

Big Ten Teams, Ranked By The Amount Of Time I Have Spent Watching Them In 2025

1. Northwestern Wildcats
2. UCLA Bruins, somefuckinghow
3. Oregon Ducks
4. Penn State Nittany Lions
5. Minnesota Golden Gophers — I dunno, maybe a quarter while I was at my parents’
6. Illinois Fighting Illini
7. USC Trojans
8. wisconsin badgers — enough of the Miami (Ohio) game that it’s hilarious and not at all surprising
9. Ohio State Buckeyes — a few minutes of Texas, a couple plays of Minnesota
10. Purdue Boilermakers, Rutgers Scarlet Knights — a few plays from their most recent losses
11. Washington Huskies — a couple plays
12. (tie) Indiana Hoosiers, Iowa Hawkeyes, Maryland Terrapins, Michigan Wolverines, Michigan State Spartans, Nebraska Cornhuskers — literally not a second

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Wednesday, October 8

Missouri State Bears at Middle Tennessee Blue Raiders
6:30pm | ESPN2 | MOSt -2.5 | O/U 51.5

UTEP Miners
7pm | CBSSN | UTEP +2.5 | O/U 47.5

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There. That’s 160 words. Talk among yourselves.