Following the Kansas City Chiefs’ ugly 22-19 loss to the Denver Broncos, Arrowhead Pride user Belohawks scoured the Internet for the most appropriate news headlines.
AFC West Side Story
Tragic ending sobers classic tale of
neighborhood rivals.
Reality Bites Hopeful Fans Living on Memories of Glory Days
Supporters learn old lesson: nostalgia is not what it used to be.
A Mile High and a Mauler Short
No higher-power miracle/blocked field-goal at Empower Field.
Nixing Bo…Unsuccessful
Letting go… unpalatable.
Flag Day Officially Moved to November 16th
NFL game in penultimate month is filled with pocket flags.
Good-Bye After Bye?
Farewells are hard… so let’s just say, “until we meet again.”
Chris Jones Applied Intense Prolonged Exposure Treatment to Quarterback
Results were promising, but further testing is needed.
Priest Bestows Vestments in Ordination of Kelce
New single franchise touchdown leader does not vow celibacy.
Fun Fact: NFL’s Cheeseburger Expert Took Advantage of Business Trip to City That Trademarked Sandwich
Yet not a crumb of evidence remains.
Were Those Zebras or Striped Asses on the Field?
Both fans and zoologists were confused.
