As a Trump Derangement Syndrome sufferer, I’m easily triggered by Donald Trump’s frequent displays of cruelty, corruption, incompetence, entitlement, etc.
For relief, my analyst has me make up quizzes about Trump. It’s silly, I know, but it calms me, and keeps me out of jail for vandalizing the property of my MAGA relatives. It’s one of those win-win things.
Here’s one of my quizzes:
1. When things don’t go as he wants, Trump has been known to:
A. Start a war
B. Doze off
C. Ask for a catering truck
D. Call for another cheeseburger
E. All of the above
2. Trump has used AI imaging to falsely portray himself as:
A. Walking arm-in-arm with Dolly Parton at the White House
B. A U.S. Army general with a chestful of medals
C. Superman
D. Jesus
E. All of the above
3. Without help, Trump might have difficulty finding:
A. The ketchup aisle in a grocery store
B. A grocery store
C. Melania’s bedroom
D. The East Wing of the White House
E. All of the above4. Trump sometimes makes false claims, such as:
A. The Straight of Hormuz is open (April 17, 2026)
B. The Straight of Hormuz is open (Aug. 18, 2026)
C. He’d bring prices down on day one if he won the 2024 election
D. “Our army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do.” (from a Trump speech about the Revolutionary War)
E. All of the above
5. In cognitive tests, Trump has correctly ID’d a picture of a giraffe. Other photos he might recognize include:
A. A Big Mac
B. Jeffrey Epstein
C. Natalie Harp, one of his special assistants
D. His preferred brand of adult diapers
E. All of the aboveCorrect answers: E, for all questions.Worth noting: Questions and answers for 2 and 4 are fact. Yet, really hard to believe. The other Q&A blend fiction and fact, but are so easy to believe
Dan Adair, Knoxville, 37921
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